Franklin County Sheriff’s office has reported there is an erratic driver on Route 14 at the Franklin-Hamilton county line. They sent out an APB to the State Police and all local authorities.
Mug shot of this man
He is a jolly fat man in a sleigh with eight tiny reindeer. He is weaving rooftop to rooftop and going down chimneys with homes that have them. He is carrying a bag that is suspected to be full of toys for children.
Direction of travel is unknown. He is suspected to either head to Ewing and Whittington, maybe head to Benton, or go down North Thompsonville road and hit Akin and T’ville next.
It is guaranteed that he will hit all houses in West Frankfort, Logan, Zeigler, Freeman Spur, Orient, Pulmfield, Royalton, Cleburne, Mulkeytown, Christopher, Coello, Valier, Sesser, Buckner, West City and all rural areas in between.
He prefers milk and cookies at every stop. He will visit every house in the county.
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
